

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all
(Source: pokemon-fanatics, via kyle-eats-the-ass)
Watching Juan play magic. Go Juan go!! Beat their asses!!! Yeah yeah buddy you got this I believe in you! Yeah yeah you so cool. You know what you’re talking about. So badass. You’re cooler than everybody here. Honestly though these guys are dweebs. You, man, are a god among men. You are the fucking bomb! Mathematical!
Kill them. Slaughter themmmmm.
I think I want a poptart, yo
That fool sucks at Magic.